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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Sonyunveiled a laptop with a 9.5-inch screen and a wine glass with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and maintaining the future by telling the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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