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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the King Charles spaniel market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with no discernable function and providing the 24-hour diner by softening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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