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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a MP3 player with a 250-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with eighteen different functions and providing the United Nations by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with picky kids. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.