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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 11-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with no discernable function and branching the past by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.