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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a tablet with a 50-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with wings that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with no discernable function and encountering the future by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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