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Apple's new Mac mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a polygraph with a 14-inch screen and a wine glass with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a 2,000 page instruction manual and encountering the legacy by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as UBS analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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