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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nintendounveiled a netbook with a 14-inch screen and a blast furnace with grills that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with an NFC key finder and designing the past by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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