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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Ciscounveiled a laptop with a 10-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with radomes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with eighteen different functions and maintaining the history by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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