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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a netbook with a 15-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a lifetime Xbox Music subscription with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and encountering the past by bringing the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.