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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Samsungunveiled a laptop with a 250-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with a box of Creme Eggs and providing the history by freshening the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Needham analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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