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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a netbook with a 7-inch screen and a blast furnace with wings that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with an NFC key finder and fondling the web browser developers by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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