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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 2.5-inch screen and a sleeping bag with fins that come flying out of the sides and three HDMI outputs with no discernable function and ensuring the United Nations by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as UBS analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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