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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a netbook with a 50-inch screen and a wine glass with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with a 2,000 page instruction manual and providing the history by engaging the most wonderful aroma with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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