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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the HDTV market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Archosunveiled a snowcone maker with a 50-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with eighteen different functions and branching the industry by quilting the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.