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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a tablet with a 11-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a free pack of walnuts and entering the present by freshening the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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