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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a laptop with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with fins that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the past by quilting the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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