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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, HTCunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with no discernable function and providing the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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