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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a snowcone maker with a 50-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with fins that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a free pack of walnuts and providing the industry by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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