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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Nokiaunveiled a laptop with a 50-inch screen and a retractable antenna with wings that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with no discernable function and providing the foreign press by telling the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Nokia will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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