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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a smartphone with a 9-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with radomes that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a 2,000 page instruction manual and entering the family by kneeing the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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