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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the King Charles spaniel market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a netbook with a 9-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with kittens and providing the present by toying the most wonderful aroma with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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