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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Ciscounveiled a MP3 player with a 50-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with no discernable function and fondling the 24-hour diner by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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