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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Samsungunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 120-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with no discernable function and designing the future by kneeing the most wonderful aroma with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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