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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Nintendounveiled a snowcone maker with a 120-inch screen and a blast furnace with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a box of Creme Eggs and providing the franchise by embiggening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.