Generate your own awesome Apple-related commentary automatically!
Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Nintendounveiled a tablet with a 15-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with fins that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with no discernable function and designing the legacy by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.