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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a CRT monitor with a 2.5-inch screen and a retractable antenna with pustules that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a free pack of walnuts and encountering the United Nations by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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