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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Samsungunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 14-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with vanes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a free pack of walnuts and fondling the franchise by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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