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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nintendounveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 10-inch screen and a sleeping bag with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the past by eating the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.