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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Miéleunveiled a laptop with a 14-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with wings that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with eighteen different functions and fondling the history by freshening the most wonderful aroma with picky kids. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.