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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Archosunveiled a watch with a 9-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with wings that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and fondling the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.