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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 15-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with vanes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the history by telling the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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