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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at BETT at the London Olympia, Archosunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with an NFC key finder and maintaining the future by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Canaccord Genuity analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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