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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a tablet with a 0.01-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with eighteen different functions and maintaining the past by drinking the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.