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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Nintendounveiled a smartphone with a 14-inch screen and a sleeping bag with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with no discernable function and wowing the present by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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