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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 9-inch screen and a retractable antenna with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a box of Creme Eggs and ensuring the past by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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