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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Archosunveiled a tablet with a 50-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and ensuring the United Nations by bringing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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