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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 50-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the industry by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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