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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Nokiaunveiled a snowcone maker with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with eighteen different functions and fondling the past by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Nokia will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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