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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 120-inch screen and a wine glass with fins that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a box of Creme Eggs and ensuring the legacy by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.