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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Archosunveiled a laptop with a 11-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the past by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.