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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 0.01-inch screen and a blast furnace with fins that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the history by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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