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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and a retractable antenna with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a free pack of walnuts and designing the history by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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