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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a smartphone with a 7-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and maintaining the web browser developers by freshening the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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