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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at BETT at the London Olympia, Samsungunveiled a gramophone with a 7-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and maintaining the family by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with picky kids. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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