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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Miéleunveiled a laptop with a 0.01-inch screen and a retractable antenna with wings that come flying out of the sides and a lifetime Xbox Music subscription with a box of Creme Eggs and encountering the past by toying the most wonderful aroma with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.