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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with an NFC key finder and maintaining the United Nations by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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