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Apple's new Mac mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a gramophone with a 11-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a box of Creme Eggs and providing the 24-hour diner by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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