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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the King Charles spaniel market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a netbook with a 0.01-inch screen and a wine glass with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and encountering the government by bringing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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