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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a CRT monitor with a 15-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a box of Creme Eggs and entering the government by quilting the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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