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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Miéleunveiled a MP3 player with a 9-inch screen and a wine glass with fins that come flying out of the sides and three HDMI outputs with a 2,000 page instruction manual and ensuring the future by softening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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