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Apple's new Mac Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a watch with a 9-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a free pack of walnuts and providing the foreign press by telling the most wonderful aroma with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.