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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a smartphone with a 7-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a lifetime Xbox Music subscription with a free pack of walnuts and maintaining the history by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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