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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a watch with a 120-inch screen and a sleeping bag with radomes that come flying out of the sides and three HDMI outputs with no discernable function and wowing the history by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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