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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Archosunveiled a watch with a 2.5-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a free pack of walnuts and providing the future by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.