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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 14-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a 2,000 page instruction manual and providing the legacy by eating the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.