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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a snowcone maker with a 11-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with wings that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a free pack of walnuts and branching the future by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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