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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with vanes that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and maintaining the United Nations by softening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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