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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Motorolaunveiled a polygraph with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with fins that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and fondling the past by softening the most wonderful aroma with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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