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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the adult diaper market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a tablet with a 50-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with vanes that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a 2,000 page instruction manual and entering the past by eating the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.