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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Nokiaunveiled a polygraph with a 2.5-inch screen and a wine glass with fins that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a free pack of walnuts and providing the industry by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Nokia will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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