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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 2.5-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with kittens and maintaining the 24-hour diner by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.