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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a netbook with a 50-inch screen and a wine glass with antennae that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a free pack of walnuts and providing the present by kneeing the most wonderful aroma with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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