Generate your own awesome Apple-related commentary automatically!
Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Archosunveiled a tablet with a 9.5-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the industry by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.