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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, HTCunveiled a watch with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with radomes that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the franchise by quilting the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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