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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Motorolaunveiled a watch with a 11-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a box of Creme Eggs and providing the past by toying the most wonderful aroma with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.