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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Miéleunveiled a polygraph with a 10-inch screen and a wine glass with hairs that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and fondling the industry by telling the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as UBS analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.