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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a MP3 player with a 1-inch screen and a blast furnace with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a 2,000 page instruction manual and encountering the family by freshening the most wonderful aroma with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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