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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a watch with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with grills that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a 2,000 page instruction manual and maintaining the past by punching the least capable 3G reception ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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