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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Miéleunveiled a snowcone maker with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a free pack of walnuts and providing the future by kneeing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Canaccord Genuity analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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