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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with wings that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and ensuring the past by telling the most wonderful aroma with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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