Pundit-Matic™ 3000

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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the lunar landing vehicle market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with wings that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with kittens and encountering the future by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as UBS analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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