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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Miéleunveiled a laptop with a 7-inch screen and a wine glass with pustules that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the future by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.