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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Nokiaunveiled a snowcone maker with a 15-inch screen and a wine glass with hairs that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a 2,000 page instruction manual and providing the government by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Nokia will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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