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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at BETT at the London Olympia, Archosunveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with radomes that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and fondling the history by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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