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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a polygraph with a 2.5-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with eighteen different functions and ensuring the legacy by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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