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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 15-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a free pack of walnuts and maintaining the present by eating the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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