Pundit-Matic™ 3000

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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Sonyunveiled a smartphone with a 1-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with wings that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with eighteen different functions and branching the family by telling the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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