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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and a retractable antenna with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a free pack of walnuts and providing the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.