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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 50-inch screen and a blast furnace with fins that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and maintaining the industry by kneeing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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