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Apple's new Mac mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 14-inch screen and a blast furnace with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and designing the franchise by bringing the most wonderful aroma with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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