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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Motorolaunveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and providing the franchise by kneeing the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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