Pundit-Matic™ 3000

Generate your own awesome Apple-related commentary automatically!

Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the lunar landing vehicle market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Sonyunveiled a watch with a 11-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and designing the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.