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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a laptop with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with fins that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a free pack of walnuts and fondling the history by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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