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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 15-inch screen and a blast furnace with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the present by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with picky kids. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.