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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a laptop with a 14-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with kittens and fondling the future by eating the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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