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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a polygraph with a 9-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a box of Creme Eggs and branching the government by bringing the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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