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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 9-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with fins that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with eighteen different functions and designing the industry by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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