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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a smartphone with a 0.01-inch screen and a blast furnace with fins that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a free pack of walnuts and branching the present by kneeing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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