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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a polygraph with a 15-inch screen and a wine glass with eyes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with eighteen different functions and fondling the franchise by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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