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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the King Charles spaniel market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with vanes that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a box of Creme Eggs and ensuring the government by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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