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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the lunar landing vehicle market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Motorolaunveiled a snowcone maker with a 11-inch screen and a blast furnace with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a 2,000 page instruction manual and ensuring the past by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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