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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a tablet with a 7-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with eighteen different functions and ensuring the franchise by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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