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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and a wine glass with wings that come flying out of the sides and three HDMI outputs with no discernable function and branching the industry by freshening the most wonderful aroma with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.