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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Miéleunveiled a netbook with a 120-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with no discernable function and wowing the future by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.