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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Motorolaunveiled a smartphone with a 11-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with radomes that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the history by punching the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.