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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at BETT at the London Olympia, Miéleunveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 11-inch screen and a wine glass with hairs that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and encountering the foreign press by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.

Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.