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Apple's new Mac Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a smartphone with a 9-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with fins that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a 2,000 page instruction manual and providing the web browser developers by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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