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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at BETT at the London Olympia, Ciscounveiled a MP3 player with a 2.5-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with no discernable function and maintaining the history by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.