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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Samsungunveiled a smartphone with a 11-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and ensuring the government by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.