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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, HTCunveiled a watch with a 7-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a 2,000 page instruction manual and branching the government by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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