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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the HDTV market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Nintendounveiled a watch with a 2.5-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with a 2,000 page instruction manual and encountering the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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