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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 120-inch screen and a retractable antenna with wings that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and encountering the industry by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Needham analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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