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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a gramophone with a 11-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with antennae that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a 2,000 page instruction manual and encountering the web browser developers by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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