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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and a sleeping bag with hairs that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with no discernable function and fondling the industry by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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