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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Samsungunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 9-inch screen and a wine glass with wings that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and ensuring the legacy by bringing the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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