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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Nintendounveiled a laptop with a 7-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a 2,000 page instruction manual and designing the past by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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