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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a netbook with a 2.5-inch screen and a wine glass with wings that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a box of Creme Eggs and entering the family by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.