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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Archosunveiled a smartphone with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and maintaining the history by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with jaffa cakes. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.