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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Samsungunveiled a laptop with a 15-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a free pack of walnuts and branching the legacy by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.