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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a CRT monitor with a 14-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with a free pack of walnuts and encountering the United Nations by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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