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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Ciscounveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with fins that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with an NFC key finder and providing the family by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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