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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 250-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with wings that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and entering the United Nations by engaging the most wonderful aroma with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.