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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a smartphone with a 9-inch screen and a blast furnace with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and encountering the history by engaging the most wonderful aroma with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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