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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sonyunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and encountering the legacy by toying the most wonderful aroma with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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