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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a watch with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with hairs that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and encountering the future by freshening the most wonderful aroma with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.