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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with eighteen different functions and ensuring the history by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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