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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the ultrabook market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a tablet with a 11-inch screen and a blast furnace with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the past by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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