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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Sonyunveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 10-inch screen and a wine glass with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and providing the 24-hour diner by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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