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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the HDTV market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a watch with a 2.5-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a box of Creme Eggs and fondling the future by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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