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Apple's new Mac Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Miéleunveiled a watch with a 50-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a 2,000 page instruction manual and maintaining the present by eating the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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