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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Sonyunveiled a netbook with a 11-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with eyes that come flying out of the sides and a lifetime Xbox Music subscription with a box of Creme Eggs and fondling the United Nations by overpowering the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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