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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Miéleunveiled a netbook with a 1-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and branching the past by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.