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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a tablet with a 11-inch screen and a blast furnace with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the government by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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