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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and fondling the future by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.