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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the lunar landing vehicle market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 120-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with eighteen different functions and ensuring the foreign press by bringing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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