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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Archosunveiled a gramophone with a 2.5-inch screen and a wine glass with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the United Nations by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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