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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the adult diaper market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a netbook with a 120-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and fondling the legacy by engaging the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.