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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Ciscounveiled a netbook with a 14-inch screen and a wine glass with hairs that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and ensuring the history by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Canaccord Genuity analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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