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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Motorolaunveiled a polygraph with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with no discernable function and branching the future by freshening the most wonderful aroma with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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