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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a tablet with a 10-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a free pack of walnuts and encountering the industry by quilting the most wonderful aroma with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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