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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the King Charles spaniel market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Archosunveiled a snowcone maker with a 11-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a 2,000 page instruction manual and designing the past by quilting the most stunning OLED notification light ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.