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Apple's new Mac mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a polygraph with a 2.5-inch screen and a retractable antenna with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with kittens and designing the industry by bringing the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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