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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 50-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with eighteen different functions and ensuring the future by freshening the least capable 3G reception ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.