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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Motorolaunveiled a watch with a 14-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with eyes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a box of Creme Eggs and maintaining the present by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.