Pundit-Matic™ 3000

Generate your own awesome Apple-related commentary automatically!

Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a polygraph with a 10-inch screen and a wine glass with wings that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with no discernable function and ensuring the United Nations by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Morgan Stanley analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.