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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsungunveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with wings that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with a box of Creme Eggs and ensuring the franchise by kneeing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.