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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Nokiaunveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 11-inch screen and a blast furnace with vanes that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a free pack of walnuts and fondling the present by drinking the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Nokia will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.