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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the lunar landing vehicle market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 14-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with antennae that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a 2,000 page instruction manual and branching the industry by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with jaffa cakes. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.