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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Motorolaunveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and a retractable antenna with fins that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with no discernable function and maintaining the legacy by toying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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