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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Ciscounveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 250-inch screen and a retractable antenna with wings that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a free pack of walnuts and encountering the legacy by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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