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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Sonyunveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with a free pack of walnuts and maintaining the legacy by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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