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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Archosunveiled a snowcone maker with a 10-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the foreign press by softening the least capable 3G reception ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.