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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, HTCunveiled a smartphone with a 10-inch screen and a retractable antenna with pustules that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with eighteen different functions and designing the future by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with jaffa cakes. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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