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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Miéle unveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with kittens and ensuring the future by freshening the most wonderful aroma with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Canaccord Genuity analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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