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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Archos unveiled a netbook with a 10-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and fondling the history by drinking the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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