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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, HTC unveiled a smartphone with a 10-inch screen and a sleeping bag with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with a free pack of walnuts and encountering the government by punching the most stunning OLED notification light ever with overpowering smells. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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