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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Cisco unveiled a smartphone with a 7-inch screen and a wine glass with pustules that come flying out of the sides and three HDMI outputs with an NFC key finder and ensuring the future by freshening the least capable 3G reception ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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