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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sunglasses market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Motorola unveiled a laptop with a 9-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and providing the past by softening the most wonderful aroma with jaffa cakes. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gartner analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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