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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Samsung unveiled a snowcone maker with a 14-inch screen and a blast furnace with vanes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with no discernable function and encountering the industry by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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