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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the refridgerator market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Cisco unveiled a watch with a 7-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with eyes that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a 2,000 page instruction manual and fondling the past by punching the most stunning OLED notification light ever with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Cisco will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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