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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, HTC unveiled a watch with a 1-inch screen and a blast furnace with Ethernet cables that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with no discernable function and fondling the history by quilting the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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