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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Sony unveiled a laptop with a 14-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and 57 varieties with a box of Creme Eggs and fondling the present by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Sony will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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