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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the sleeping blanket market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a tablet with a 15-inch screen and a retractable antenna with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a GD-ROM reader with no discernable function and maintaining the legacy by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with picky kids. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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