Pundit-Matic™ 3000

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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, HTC unveiled a snowcone maker with a 50-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with fingers that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with no discernable function and encountering the past by overpowering the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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