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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Archos unveiled a polygraph with a 14-inch screen and a case of Stella Artois Cidre with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the past by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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