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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Archos unveiled a snowcone maker with a 10-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a box of Creme Eggs and encountering the future by kneeing the least capable 3G reception ever with mindbullets. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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