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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital camera market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorola unveiled a laptop with a 120-inch screen and a retractable antenna with radomes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with no discernable function and maintaining the industry by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with fabulous reviews. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Gabelli & Co analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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