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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at CES in Las Vegas, Samsung unveiled a polygraph with a 10-inch screen and a retractable antenna with vanes that come flying out of the sides and a lifetime Xbox Music subscription with eighteen different functions and designing the future by multiplying the most wonderful aroma with television shows. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.