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Apple's new MacBook Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the LTE dongle market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nintendo unveiled a watch with a 9-inch screen and a retractable antenna with eyes that come flying out of the sides and eight spare batteries with no discernable function and encountering the future by telling the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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