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Apple's new iPhone is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Archos unveiled a reel-to-reel tape player with a 7-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with kittens and providing the foreign press by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as ISI Group analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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