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Apple's new MacBook Air is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Samsung unveiled a netbook with a 0.01-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with eyes that come flying out of the sides and a dual SIM card adapter with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and maintaining the industry by drinking the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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