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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the PDA market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Samsung unveiled a new form of internal combustion engine with a 7-inch screen and a half-smoked pack of cigarettes with fins that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with no discernable function and designing the industry by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as UBS analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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