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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the snowcone maker market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Nintendo unveiled a netbook with a 7-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with wings that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and maintaining the present by multiplying the least capable 3G reception ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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