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Apple's new iPad is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, Archos unveiled a laptop with a 7-inch screen and a retractable antenna with radomes that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a box of Creme Eggs and maintaining the present by engaging the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as RBC Capital analysts projects Archos will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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