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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the soda market. For example, just the other day at E3 in Los Angeles, Nintendounveiled a snowcone maker with a 9-inch screen and a blast furnace with antennae that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with a free pack of walnuts and ensuring the past by multiplying the most stunning OLED notification light ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.