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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the netbook market. For example, just the other day at Diggers & Dealers in Kalgoorlie, Australia, Motorola unveiled a MP3 player with a 9-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with pustules that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and encountering the history by kneeing the most stunning OLED notification light ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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