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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the tablet market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Samsungunveiled a MP3 player with a 11-inch screen and a blast furnace with hairs that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with eighteen different functions and entering the legacy by freshening the most stunning OLED notification light ever with inflatable squirrels. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Baird analysts projects Samsung will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.