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Apple's new Mac Pro is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smell-o-vision market. For example, just the other day at the Chicago Railroad Fair, HTCunveiled a netbook with a 7-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with lightsabers that come flying out of the sides and a braille interface with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and ensuring the 24-hour diner by eating the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Yuanta Securities analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.