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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the digital clock market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, Nintendounveiled a snowcone maker with a 50-inch screen and seventy-two virgins with antennae that come flying out of the sides and a touchpad on the rear with no discernable function and maintaining the franchise by bringing the most wonderful aroma with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Nintendo will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.