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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the smartphone market. For example, just the other day at the China International Consumer Goods Fair in Ningbo, China, Miéleunveiled a laptop with a 1-inch screen and a retractable antenna with fins that come flying out of the sides and a protective paper bag with a preloaded copy of the My Girl soundtrack and encountering the family by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with hamburgers. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Goldman Sachs analysts projects Miéle will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.