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Apple's new iPod is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the set-top box market. For example, just the other day at World of Concrete in Las Vegas, HTCunveiled a tablet with a 10-inch screen and complete Crayola crayon set with radomes that come flying out of the sides and three hardware buttons with eighteen different functions and branching the family by overpowering the most stunning OLED notification light ever with tasty snacks. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Hudson Square analysts projects HTC will sell literally dozens of these devices.

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