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Apple's new iMac is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at the Mobile World Congress in Barcelona, Motorolaunveiled a smartphone with a 10-inch screen and eight 64MB SD cards with pustules that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with eighteen different functions and ensuring the United Nations by quilting the most stunning OLED notification light ever with brazen phone calls. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Susquehanna analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
Made in with by neuro. Thanks to The Macalope's sharp and pointy antlers for the idea.