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Apple's new iPad mini is a modest upgrade that has many who were hoping for more disappointed. Sure, the Apple fanbois will buy it, but Apple has failed to keep up with the state of the SUV market. For example, just the other day at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Motorolaunveiled a tablet with a 9-inch screen and a retractable antenna with fins that come flying out of the sides and French instructions with a 2,000 page instruction manual and designing the present by toying the least capable 3G reception ever with heat rays. And it has a stylus. While it doesn't get good battery life, Apple will have to respond to this threat as Pacific Crest analysts projects Motorola will sell literally dozens of these devices.
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